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I like goldfish, ya know, the crackers? They are ultra tasty. Last week, I left them in my truck while i watched a movie and they became chilled. I didn't think about until I opened the box a few hours later. They had become mega-ultra tasty.

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My first post ever!

2009-04-19 01:34:12 by keefj

"You haven't made a news post, why don't you make one?" Because I'm lame and haven't developed anything, that's why! Stupid jerk, who made you the "lower self-esteem" police? Even now it's 1:18 in the morning and i'm being lame on my computer, making a news post for absolutely no reason. Now this post is just gonna sit there, for a long time, unread. The only thing I would make is music, and honestly, how many people listen to those compared to the people that watch movies and play games? Now I'm going into a rant with myself, I'm thinking about whether I wanna post anger or utter sadness as the mood for the post. I'm probably gonna pick the frowny mad face because it looks cool. The crying ones make me feel bad. Ugh...why is phone so crappy? Nobody told me that razrs were crappy until the day after I got it. Stupid Motorola. If anyone does read this, know that I'm really not crazy and I'm one of the nicest people you will ever meet, ever. I hope I don't need spell-check, I'm a super awesome speller. Each time I spelled "spell" and "speller" in that sentence, they first turned out as "speel" which is ironic. But anyway, I don't have spell check because I'm a hardcore user of Windows Explorer. Safari is retarded and I don't really wanna get Firefox, it's ugly. I just cracked my knuckles. If felt good. I'm tired. It's siblings weekend here at school. Kids....everywhere. They have high pitched voices and they're scary. Put some chainsaws in those little hands and they'll cut ya to ribbons, they always do. I just realized that i'm not listening to any music, it's too quiet, obviously the children are asleep, it now being 1:28 in the morning. I write slowly. Don't judge me! You can if you want, I don't mind, I'm too nice. My music's on now, huzzah. So I just cracked my toe knuckles, that felt good too. I also enjoy comma splicing if you haven't noticed. Ya know what's awesome? The Kuja Battle Theme from FF9. I just downloaded a version from fishfood2021, check it out, it's awesome. RAWR!!! Hahaha, I scared you. Sorry. I also use incomplete phrases, deal. What's up with fried chicken? It's so unhealthy but it tastes so good.... Yeah, I'm using the angry face. Here's another testiment to my laminosity (the inventering of that word not being part of it), I was rereading my post and sometimes I wrioe "the" instead of "that" or "their", it's awkwardsauce. So if you find one, feel special, like when you find Waldo.